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Jan. 19th, 2018 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tobeabductedWell, first off, there's been reports of a UFO, that many believe to be some sort of glider or foot operated jetpack, but all we've got are blurry photos and videos.
Secondly, after the attack, I'm hearing a rise in "Covens", where teenage girls get together to kiss and hold hands. It's being declared the work of demons and devils??
Thirdly, apparently there's some sort of power struggle in Leo Corp between a man named Nakajima and the mother of the CEO? Apparently trying to claim she's out of her mind for supporting MKUltra esque experiments???
I'm also hearing rumors that Black Velvet is planning on selling Electronic Brains to customers, with some suggesting Black Velvet plans to replace us all with robots.
(Personally I think this might be like, actually, Electic Bras that you can take off to use as Keyboards or stuff.)
Also, mothers in Domino and Tokyo have been apparently declaring that The Goddess of Absolute Freedom shall descend soon. Doubly shocking: All of these mothers seem to be shockingly "Hot" recently, when they previously weren't.
Finally, there's claims that the Founder of Black Velvet is a catgirl.
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Theory Time
I'm going to guess who these Academia guys are. I suspect they're a world where the military has more power than the government. People I interviewed said there was a very German inflection but based on the description, they seemed more Prussian than Nazi.
But my main thought is they live under the ocean. "But they use Ancient Gears", you'll say. Well that's because they burned so much coal they live under the ocean instead where the water is still cleaner.
They're attacking us to steal land. Land is power. Power is land.
Also everyone here has an evil twin from there, and that Hiiragi look-a-like was one of them.
Secondly, after the attack, I'm hearing a rise in "Covens", where teenage girls get together to kiss and hold hands. It's being declared the work of demons and devils??
Thirdly, apparently there's some sort of power struggle in Leo Corp between a man named Nakajima and the mother of the CEO? Apparently trying to claim she's out of her mind for supporting MKUltra esque experiments???
I'm also hearing rumors that Black Velvet is planning on selling Electronic Brains to customers, with some suggesting Black Velvet plans to replace us all with robots.
(Personally I think this might be like, actually, Electic Bras that you can take off to use as Keyboards or stuff.)
Also, mothers in Domino and Tokyo have been apparently declaring that The Goddess of Absolute Freedom shall descend soon. Doubly shocking: All of these mothers seem to be shockingly "Hot" recently, when they previously weren't.
Finally, there's claims that the Founder of Black Velvet is a catgirl.
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Theory Time
I'm going to guess who these Academia guys are. I suspect they're a world where the military has more power than the government. People I interviewed said there was a very German inflection but based on the description, they seemed more Prussian than Nazi.
But my main thought is they live under the ocean. "But they use Ancient Gears", you'll say. Well that's because they burned so much coal they live under the ocean instead where the water is still cleaner.
They're attacking us to steal land. Land is power. Power is land.
Also everyone here has an evil twin from there, and that Hiiragi look-a-like was one of them.
