[Journal Post]

[tobeabducted]

So like. Uh. Let's see.

Personal Item

First off, personal item, some lady named Ruby Rosencrantz stopped into my office the other day, I thought this would be like, business. No. She measured my hips with a measuring tape, nodded her head, and said I was above acceptable minimums.

Uncrowned Queen

Secondly, I almost got lured in by one of those 'Uncrowned Queen' cults. I think there's at least three I've seen variations of. Very apocalyptic but utopian? I mean with the economy sagging the way it has, I can't blame people, but man, the idea of a queen coming for her throne to right the world does have its appeal...

Ugh. Someone smack me if I get all cult-y and handing out fliers and selling my stuff.

What makes me interested though is the amount of quasi-gnostic imagery involved. A lot of mentions of Abraxas, who was a gnostic deity. Same with Sophia. And use of the Alchemical Ouroboros, which is used as a metaphor for completion and rebirth.

But ... they, and yeah I know cults, seemed, honestly happy. Like real genuine happy happy...

But if you want to keep track of terms for this... religious figure...

Uh...

• The Uncrowned Queen (of the Bloody Moon)
• The Traveler of Ways
• The Viscountess of Abraxas
• The Lady of Keys
• The Heir of Titania
• 'Umr At-Tawil
• The Child of the Crimson Crown

The Red Man

Okay, this is one that's a bit weird. Okay, basic idea is 'place that wasn't there yesterday' and 'Shadow People'. So like, the story I've heard is a road or an alley appears, that feels really nostalgic to a person.

And it leads them to a place that reminds them of somewhere they've been, or feel like they should know. And then a mysterious red shadow, impossibly thin and lanky appears with a fog... and that's where it ends... I wonder what's up with that.

Mysterious Girl Making Girls

Okay, wild tale from some Trans circles and forums I check, so.

Like 2 or 3 new girls have showed up. Claiming some blonde girl acting like a cat turned them into a girl.

People blew them off, saying you don't need to like, just admit you went to BV and got jewelry to gender bend and stuff.

Still, an interesting story.

The Apocalypse Maiden

All I got on this is a blonde woman who goes by "Echo the Apocalypse" in a creepypasta(?) I saw the other night. Weirdness is she just seemed muted, emotionally, from the story, and despite her looks, she had an Osakan accent, and a giant war axe and sword.

The guy who met found his life unraveled the day after, like, just. Everything started falling apart. Job. Relationship with girlfriend, parents, etc. Lots of weird repos and interest hikes...

Killer Jewelry

Rumor has it that there's a Jewelry store in TOPS where the Yakuza just have gone missing. Well, whatever Yakuza are still in Domino or haven't turned 'clean' to money laundering.

Vampire Spouse

Okay, I know this one's pedantic rumor, but apparently Mrs. Wakahisa, the like, Noriko one, her spouse is non-photogenic, as is her kid, and it's like. Super blurry. Photoshop blurry.

Rabbit on the Moon

An anon keeps telling me they've seen a rabbit on the moon in their high power telescope.